Sometimes the conversations I have with people can be so bizarre, particularly when snippets are taken out of context. I sometimes imagine there’s someone out there reading my conversations as printed transcripts -I’m not sure who, exactly… the FBI? God? The secret hidden director of The Sarah Show? Anyway, this was one such moment between my sister and I the other day-
S: I would totally kiss Alison Janney, wouldn’t you?
*F mimes kissing a very tall person*
S: I would kiss Alison Janney’s tummy.